Metro Detroit’s Tim Allen is Sticking to His Brand of Comedy

鈥hether you like it or not.
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Tim Allen is not afraid to speak his mind onstage, online, or in print 鈥 thought police be damned. // Photograph by Ross Pelton

Tim Allen knows better than anyone that these days, comedy is no laughing matter.

Oh, it鈥檚 fine if you鈥檙e on prime-time TV, playing a character like Mike Baxter on ,听his recent sitcom that ran nine seasons and was so popular it aired on two networks (ABC, then Fox) and is still seen in syndication (5 and 5:30 p.m. Monday- Saturday, WKBD-TV). But when you鈥檙e on social media, with nearly 1 million followers on Twitter, or on a stand-up comedy tour where the audience can see and hear you in person, you could almost begin to believe America can鈥檛 take a joke anymore.

Allen, who was raised in Birmingham and developed his punch-line precision at Mark , performs live between his TV and movie roles, picking up the pace since Last Man Standing ceased production in 2021.

鈥淚鈥檝e been on the road since before COVID and all the way through it,鈥 he says.听鈥淎 very liberal comedy writer wanted to write jokes for me, and one of them was 鈥楤iden went to do . I heard he asked how long the show was.鈥 I posted it on Twitter for a lark, and my God, the internet blew up!

鈥淸Stephen] Colbert, [Jimmy] Kimmel, and [Jimmy] Fallon almost every night, and every week, did quote-unquote 鈥榡okes鈥 about the former president for years, and it became normal. I do one softball gag about Biden, and it was as though I鈥檇 committed a crime. Because I posted that, I鈥檓 immediately a Trump lover, I hate gay people, hate women. There鈥檚 a list of identity-politic bullet points, and as an anarchist comedian, none of them fit me.鈥

What was to be a 20-minute phone interview to promote Allen鈥檚 six-chapter miniseries The Santa Clauses, which premiered last November on Disney+ and has already been renewed for a second season in 2023, quickly evolved into an intense, hourlong discussion on the state of humor today in a deeply divided, hypersensitive post-pandemic America.

The stand-up superstars who inspired Allen to pick up a microphone 鈥 Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin 鈥 couldn鈥檛 do their material in this environment, he feels. In fact, he provides his audiences with a kind of 鈥済lossary of terms鈥 before launching into his act.

鈥淚 mention it up front. I break the wall,鈥 he says. 鈥淚 tell them, 鈥楾here鈥檚 a whole lot of shit I鈥檓 going to say tonight that you鈥檙e going to get pissed at. Let鈥檚 just get it out in the open. When I say this word, this is what I mean by it. Don鈥檛 sic the thought police on me.鈥櫶齌his anti-anything-that鈥檚-anti-woke听I just don鈥檛 understand. I鈥檓 not saying you don鈥檛 deserve to have an opinion, but when you want听to cancel me or shut me up because my opinion doesn鈥檛 agree with yours, that鈥檚 different than free speech. That鈥檚 not American.鈥

Like many comedians, Allen, 69, has had ticket- buying audience members shout at him mid- routine, hurl curse words, and stomp out of the auditorium in a huff. Lowell Sanders, the Detroit-born stand-up who has served as Allen鈥檚 regular opening act since the two met at the Comedy Castle over 40 years ago, believes such reactions may be due, in part, to mistaken audience expectations.

鈥淲e go places, and young ushers working the show have no idea Tim is a stand-up comedian,鈥 Sanders marvels. 鈥淭hey know him from The Santa Clauses or Last Man Standing. He鈥檚 always been an edgy comic and quite dirty, but he also has that image as America鈥檚 TV dad, and some people really think that鈥檚 who he is, so they don鈥檛 want to accept the language he uses. But his true fans 鈥 they know his past and they accept all of that.鈥

Nonetheless, Allen doesn鈥檛 still do that grunting modern-man-as-Neanderthal schtick that catapulted him to fame and inspired his breakout sitcom Home Improvement over 30 years ago, right?

鈥淥h yeah, I do,鈥 Allen says matter-of-factly. 鈥淚鈥檝e got to start with the new stuff, but eventually, people pay to see the character they remember.

鈥淚 tell my daughters all the time, 鈥楾im Allen鈥 is an invention,鈥 says the man born Timothy Alan Dick. 鈥淚t鈥檚 like how a painting is a reflection of the artist, not the artist himself. The real me is much more introverted 鈥 a very private guy. But when I go onstage, I developed this character who is really freedom to me.鈥

But, as is always the case, freedom isn鈥檛 free.

鈥淭here鈥檚 a component of society right now that鈥檚 obsessed with gender and race,鈥 Allen observes. 鈥淎nd they are very important. But I can鈥檛 just concentrate on them every time out. If I drive a car and I鈥檓 obsessed with the tire pressure, it鈥檚 not that tire pressure isn鈥檛 important, but if that鈥檚 all I鈥檓 thinking about, I鈥檒l drive myself nuts. You have to look ahead and steer through the turns.

鈥淩ace and gender? Important. So is climate change and income inequality and Palestinian-Israeli conflict and pancreatic and breast cancer. There鈥檚 a lot of shit we need to focus on. Let鈥檚 get through this.鈥

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